Tossing the Spam Javelin

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

Spase PeePole

A completly clueless individual(Generally signified by playing the quality "piece of music" after a stupid question / comment by someone)

EU: "I can't print using my Bembo Font."
Help Desk: (Clicks on the link to the Music Video)

by Ned March 12, 2003

spam danglers

sagging fanny lips

omg her spam danglers are parting like moses making the sea part

by craig December 9, 2003

spams

1. The adverb used to describe the act of sending either unwanted or unsollicited material via the web from one web user to another. Often containing advertising material or fraudulent schemes to gain riches or to enlarge one's penis. Generally sent by fucking annoying assholes who have nothing better to do and require anonimity to protect themselves from having the shit beaten out of them by reasonably minded individuals.

2. The pleural of the word spam;
Can be loosely described as a food, more specifically a meat, that has been processed and appears in metal cans. The advertising for which is renowned for being as annoying as the other spam.

1. He who spams makes me want to encourage radical Islam

2. These Spams, the product range of the so called hamburger meat, tastes like fake poo.

by D to tha Mizzle January 21, 2007

Spam

The words of a person over && over && over again on the internet. It`s pretty much useless. But people have exceptions because of their really slow computer or internet they maybe little unpatient brats wanting you to hear what they haft to say so they click the 'DONE' button over 934894589038589408508309498598309 times. =

Girl: Dude why did you spam me?
Boy: Your picture on myspace was hott & I wanted you to know
Girl: Ok?
Boy: OHHH && my internet is slow.

by SarahWHATWHAT? December 14, 2008

Spam

grinded up meats into one chunk of meat. kind of oily but WE HA-Y-NS LOVE IT

ey braddah we go grind some spam musubi's eh?

by ihatehaoles808! May 25, 2009

Birthday spam

The means of spamming someone on their birthday by presenting them with the words 'birthday spam'. This can be by any line of written communication including social networks, on paper airplanes, notes, etc... You should feel happy that people have taken time and imagination to come up with new ways to birthday spam you.

I had 60 pieces of confetti like paper all with the written words 'birthday spam' inside my birthday card.

by igotbirthdayspammedbigtime September 11, 2011