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dragon sneeze

When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.
I just dragon sneezed and my nose nose hurts.
by AwesomeEgo September 2, 2014
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Lombard Sneeze

A Lonbard Sneeze is when you punch someone in the nose making them bleed then vomiting on their face mixing the vomit with the blood.
That asshole Mike messed with my whiskey so I cocked back and gave home the old Lombard Sneeze.
by Oaksbrett July 12, 2015
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power sneeze

when you sneeze with food and your mouth and it goes spewing everywhere
Do you have any napkins I power sneezed on the table
by Squishy_ January 13, 2016
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sensual sneeze

an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart
Annabelle tried to conceal her sensual sneeze at the governors ball but to no avail.
by smallrod68 March 7, 2016
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angry sneeze

An Angry Sneeze is when a male ejaculates into his partner's nose and his partner sneezes it out.
I went to jerk off on her face and accidentally gave her an angry sneeze.
by Beltneck April 15, 2016
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Tease Sneeze

When you have a sneeze coming and, like a tease, it decides not to just before it happens.
Hold up, gotta sneeze. Ah.. AH- ...God damn Tease Sneeze!
by Tajdæ July 9, 2016
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Constipation Sneeze

The act of inducing a sneeze in order to speed up a bowel movement.
Jack: I have to take a dump babe.
Jill: Okay, just hurry. The movie starts in 2 minutes
*Jack returns after 1:30*
Jill: That was quick. Why is your nose so runny and your eyes so red?
Jack: I had to snort popcorn salt to induce a constipation sneeze.
Jill: Awh honey I'm so proud of you!
*Lives happily ever after*
by Loller4429 October 2, 2016
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