crack 'n sniff

The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.

"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."

by Colonel Turdburglar September 6, 2005

sniffer wet-jet

When a man ejaculates into a woman's nose which causes semen to go into her throat which is then swallowed.

Last night when I was getting a sniffer wet-jet I almost drowned.

by madeNchina December 9, 2008

Sniff Hugger

A man who tries to sniff women's hair during the act of giving a hug.

"Have you met that guy Tracey? He's a sniff hugger."

"That guy Cameron sniff hugged me at the bar. What a loser."

by Tony Ruganelli August 16, 2011

page sniffer

someone who selects to rent or buy books by the smell of the pages.

Sally was at the library one day roaming the shelves. She would grab a hand full of books and smell the pages. She would only check out books that had the most pleasing smells to the pages so that she could smell them before going to bed. Sally was a class II page sniffer.

by pbrgirl September 23, 2005

Rug Sniffer

One who enjoys the aroma of a sweet succulant whore's mound/gash.

"Wowzer. her puppy flaps smell like a really decent cheese, i love that im a rug sniffer"

"Yikes, inhale that lovely smell, smells like my nanas sunday dinners. I love to rugsniff!"

by Green wardy Burnett April 16, 2008

poop sniff

To indicate falsehoods.
Originiated from detecting (smelling) lies (crap) from a distance.

Cletus "My momma says movin' back home!"
Ralph "Sounds like poop sniff."

by Serious Dan April 25, 2008

muffler sniffer

Someone who goes to either car or motorcycle meets and waits for a ride. Usually females are known to hang out. Resembles a groupie just hangs out for the atmosphere and ride.

Hey Matt you see those muffler sniffers? I bet one of the would ride bitch on ur bike.

by SirSam March 7, 2009