Smores

Having anal sex then titty fucking and busting a nut. Fecal matter should be smeared when titty fucking.

John had anal sex with Tonya and titty fucked her. When he blew his load he noticed he smeared crap between her chest and thought of smores.

by Panda Oz January 16, 2010

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smarterchild

an IM bot that is stuck up but pretty retarded

14:06:06: guitaraddict@hotmail.com: your a sexy robot
14:06:08: smarterchild@hotmail.com: people always ask me if there's a smarter bot than smarterchild. well, now there is! add wilma@live.com 2 your contact list 2 c what i mean!

that's interesting that u should say that, but i don't think i can answer.
14:06:08: smarterchild@hotmail.com: that's just plain weird, i'm a robot after all.
14:06:23: guitaraddict@hotmail.com: yeah robots turn me on
14:06:24: smarterchild@hotmail.com: cool. me too!

by omgwhy January 6, 2009

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Smoresome

A 4-some involving a tan man (preferably Mexican, Middle Eastern, Guido, etc), a white girl, a black girl, and another tan man.

Maleek, Sarah, Shanequa, and I totally hooked up a smoresome last night.

by rain0rshine January 16, 2011

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smarten up

to smarten somebody up - to make look nicer or neat in appearance

then he smartened her up

he would smarten up her (ignore this line, it's just for the stupid input mask to stop saying "Example doesn't use the word smarten up."

purportedly, kidnapped child Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper would try to smarten her up and photograph her when he had beaten her up. (Don't like this example though it's the source - from Wikipedia. Better example anyone ?)

by pookie3456 November 3, 2006

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