hump the shizzle

When you have so much pent up sexual tension from lack of training the purple-headed warrior that you go kablam and sex up a hapless stuffed animal and/or glove.

When Jimmy's Easter celebration was over, he totally humped the shizzle out of Peter Cottontail.

by WhoaTimesTwo April 13, 2004

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shizzite

a word you say in the place of the word "shit".

John: What Ryan, you wanna start some shizzite?

Ryan:...no

by Drew January 2, 2004

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Shizzle

A general nod of agreement, some times emphatically. Can be used as a substitute for "sure". I'm glad black people don't have jobs, so they can think up new words and phrases all day.

"Beyonce sure is lookin fine tonight."

"Thats Fo' Shizzle!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: ""i'm glad black people don't have jobs..." ugh, doesn't this person KNOW any black people? how horrid."

by T Bergen October 21, 2003

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smizzle duty

Smizzle duty is one's obligation to undertake while having a smoke. It usually requires one to be smoking at the time. While smoking, the person should have all their senses tuned for any goings on nearby and should usually only stand guard in one pre-determined area. If something is amiss the person on smizzle duty should proceed to report his or her findings to anyone that cares. If nothing eventful happens, the person on smizzle duty should make a summarised report to no-one in paticualar, though this is optional.

Person 1: "Let's go out for smizzle duty"
Person 2: "Nigga whaaat?"

by Todd Burnquist August 15, 2004

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