Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

slapping the cat

Female masturbation,kinda like choking the chicken.

I caught my sister last night. She was really slapping the cat.

by princemocha September 15, 2016

slapping the pappy

The act of elderly male self pleasure.

Grandpa took too much Viagra , but found instant relief by slapping the pappy.He was beating his richard like it owed him money.

by ballz itchy July 4, 2016

swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.

My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.

by Penetrachel December 4, 2016

Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube

Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"

by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017

slapping tunes

Slapping tunes.. sitting with friends & listening to good music.

Sitting around at home slapping tunes with my friends.

by Acosta32 November 13, 2017

snapping randy

Is when Randy put a snapping turtle in your ass to protect your self from unwanted anal sex.

when bubba tried to give it to Randy 's ass again he jumped back and said your ass is Snapping Randy

by randysass January 7, 2018