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Slut slammed

The status of your whip when it's in the weeds
Gat daammmm son u see that slut slammed civic go by with all them whores in it ??
by Aj423 September 30, 2020
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Alabama Slamma

While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates already used the condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed!" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.
Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye by giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship win.
by TimTimTimmay May 22, 2021
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Alabama Slamma

While role playing family or real family in the bedroom, the man nuts into a jimmy hat, subsequently clears the chamber and inflates the already used condom with piss while still capped off, then removes the nut/piss filled sack and yells "Rawl Tawed" while busting the water balloon like projectile on her forehead as they both celebrate.
Rusty accidentally gave Jolene the pink eye from giving her an Alabama Slamma while they were both celebrating last night's SEC Championship.
by TimTimTimmay May 22, 2021
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Faith Slamming

When your faith is automatically changed without your permission.
Pastor John is faith slamming a lot of people to increase membership at his church.
by PrincessCheavon December 7, 2021
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oklahoma slammer

a fancy cocktail containing gatorade and liquor that can only be used in classy situations
“Hey Mitch come over so we can slam a couple of Oklahoma slammers by the pool
by jmp definition June 6, 2022
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Pussy Slammer

A woman who acts like she’s the only human being who happens to have a vagina.
I would go out of my way to help her if she wasn’t such a pussy slammer.
by chamuco August 14, 2022
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The Norwegian Slammer

A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.
Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.
by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011
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