simon gak

one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.

simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me

by mindyabusiiness July 15, 2023

Doing a Simon

When you are about to have sexual intercourse but the Male genitals cannot become turgid, she is not up for a floppy one so you have to call it quits . Simon from the Tv show “the imbertweeners” experiences this problem and proceeds to punch his dick scream “ why won’t you work.

I was about to do the bang bang but it didn’t work, so I punched my cock, the swelling would not suffice so I had to stop. I was doing a Simon and now I don’t talk to her anymore

by FloppySimon May 29, 2019

Anna-simon

Anna-simon is the most hot and prettiest girl from the whole school, she is also VERY smart and beautiful, and let’s not talk about that beautiful hair of her. I would sit here and would talk hours about it

Omg is that Anna-simon? She is so beautiful damnnn

by Louis_06 April 12, 2021

Simon worley

This name is used when someone cant get a girl even when they try

For example: bro your being Simon worley

by Doctor whale July 25, 2021

nick and simon

two people that are best amigos and one is really good looking and filipino and has spiderman powers and one is 1/4% mexican named nick and together they love to eat burritos also the one simon is not ugly contrary to popular belief.

Nick and simon are so cute together also they never get in trouble together

by 😈 trolly March 13, 2022

Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

by Wilma333 May 2, 2010

Simon worley

This word is used when someone cant get a girl or any kinda love

For example: bro this week I've been a simon worley

by Doctor whale July 25, 2021