Shiesta

When a person simultaneously naps and shits their pants. More commonly seen at nursing homes.

“Hey Fran, have you seen Elmer?”

“Oh yea he went off to have a shiesta.”

by Twacyt December 29, 2017

MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER 122

THE BABIES AND CHILDREN PROPERTY ALAN I WALDMAN as per instructions and no WHORING AROUND!!!!!

ASSH0LE

WEAR THAT TUTU get hard by 2:08 and EAT 2 , and say ATE 2 for exactly the requirement 82 MINUTES = on the HOUR CLOCK 122 minutes and the crazy thing about as you could have ATE EIGHT TURDS which always equals the NUMBER 2 which is PERFCT ASS the BABIES AND CHILDREN want that perfect SWALL0W SHIT ACTION.

ELAB0RATE as the MANDATORY ELABORATE SHITEATER 122 says PELICANS ARE BETTER ASSHOLE than a EAT SHIT DICK SHITEATER PERFECT.CHILDREN.BABY SCAT.ACTS PE0PHILE PEDOPHILE PED0 B0Y ALAN I WALDMAN says GAYE DENIS PASSES is 79.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 17, 2022

shitstar

When an asshole is stretched almost, but not quite, to the point of an open hole.

Yeah, I totally pounded that shitstar last night!

by u84 June 26, 2008

Shiiest

A person who believes in Shiiesm and is in the closet. He hides his gayness because he doesn't want people to know that he's gay and he follows the way of khamenaei.

Sunni: Yo dude, is Brent A shiiest?
Bra: yea he follows the way of khamenei and he's from Iran.
Sunni: Damn didn't know that bro.

by sheezy90 February 23, 2011

Shiesty

When someone is 'shistey' it refers to a shit head being extra shit headish; sometimes the intensity one can become can escalate to an emotional/personal level and the person can become ButtHurt.

(Often used in the succession "shistey cunt" or "shistey bitch")

Hey, how was work with that shit head Connor?
Slow, but he was being extra dickish. Shiesty cunt.

by TheWhiteMenace October 24, 2014

shitstorm

shitstorm
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.

Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.

by Chiisu The Echihog June 11, 2006

Shitstick

IE, turd, crap, poop, poo.

Damn, look at the size of that shitstick!

by Nimrod March 26, 2003