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shame phone

A second cell phone that an individual uses to hide something that he or she is shameful about.

ie, hookers, affairs, drug dealings, embezzlement, espionage, etc...
My friend Michelle found a shame phone hidden in her boyfriend's car.
by Cosmo Lemonheads May 8, 2014
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Shakespeare

The name not the writer, He's good at basketball he smells good, he can be a player at times and once he makes you fall for him, he'll ditch you. He has the deepest dimples and dresses decent, he's tall and muscular. He is hispanic and has beautiful brown eyes.
Girl 1: woah whos that hoittie over there
Girl 2: I bet you thats a Shakespeare
by iloveshakespeare69 October 10, 2017
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dick shame

Relevant to "body shame" to pre-judge someone regarding your thoughts of their dick size.
John was at basketball practice, wearing his grey sweat pants. The girls watching were dick shaming him. Embarrassing him in front of the whole crew making jokes and saying "don't bother waisting time, looks like all balls no dick" {dick shame}
by Crens2 April 21, 2018
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50 shades of bronco

A common side effect of Bronco Vision.

The scarcity of attractive women at Cal Poly Pomona has transcended men to develop Bronco Cock. Having this newly developed power, dudes become extremely horny and end up performing heinous acts that not even your whore of a mother would approve of.
Bitch: Yo you wanna hop on the game?
TopG: Nah, I'll hop yo cock and go 50 shades of bronco on you tonight.
(The women at CPP have cocks)
by TDiazzle24 October 2, 2022
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the pizza shakes

when you need pizza so badly your body starts to shake uncontrollably.
"He has the pizza shakes!! Quick!! WE NEED PIZZA OVER HERE!!"
by adr39 January 19, 2010
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wet dog shakes

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde and you just shake your hair all over the place, literally like a wet dog, hence the name

b) (drug addiction) : episodes of literal uncontrollable 'wet dog shaking' characteristic of drug addicts undergoing withdrawal symptoms, especially withdrawal from heroin or cocaine.
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid questions, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did wet dog shakes; I was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma May 28, 2014
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post-nut shame test

The true definition of love is when you nut to the thought of a girl and you feel no shame in the immediate masturbation to the girl. If you pass the test, she is the one.
Yo I wanked to a girl the other day and felt no post but shame.

Dude that means you love her coz you passed the post-nut shame test
by THEO_WILL_NO_SCOPE_U May 20, 2019
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