Sanchez

A common last name that is awesome

My friends last name is Sanchez and I think thats awesome!

by The Banana123987 July 18, 2017

dirty sanchez

A situation that arises when a defensive player slams a defenseless Mark Sanchez into the ground causing his uniform to become tarnished with dirt and grass stains.

The blind-sided hit by Justin Tuck resulted in a loss of five yards, but more importantly; a dirty sanchez.

by gmen44 January 18, 2010

Porky Sanchez

A distant relative to Dirty Sanchez. A porky sanchez occurs when having sexual intercourse from behind (preferably doggy style) - and the male pulls out and unexpectantly jams his cock into his partners cornhole causing the partner to squeal like a pig!! At this time the male pulls out, rolls the squealing partner over, and wipes his poop dick off under his partners nose!!

I think my dad gave my mom a porky sanchez tonight!! I heard her squealing like a pig and then a lot of cussing - then when she came in to kiss me good night - her upper lip smelled like ass!!

by Porky Sanchez September 19, 2010

Rick Sanchez

Employee and correspondant of CNN Headline News.

"That Rick Sanchez sure knows how to pretend like he cares."

Known for phrases such as, "...that son of a gun..." and "I hope somebody catches that son of a gun."

In these instances, Rick is referring to news story about two elderly woman who were mugged.

One of the elderly women said something in regards to, "I'm a hundred and one years old, you think I'm gonna run after a quote unquote "Mugga".

by Demonica Reeves March 20, 2007

common sence

similar to common sense, but used by McDonalds over their french fry machines to keep their employees ignorant, yet empowered through ebonics.

"always use common sence"

by johannasberg June 2, 2008

Dirty Sanchez

When two gays go at it, and the one gay squats and scats on the other's face. Having done this the scat victim must consume at least 3/4 of the shit to be a proud reciever.

Tim can't wait to get a Dirty Sanchez from Steve tonight.

by rodgers39383 December 19, 2007

AJ Sanchez

Totally chill dude. Very easy to get along with. Has semiannual emotional times, where he may express many feelings. Likes to make people laugh. Highly intelligent, but humbles himself often. An expert fisherman. An upcoming lighting specialist. Likes dark colors, pant, and hoodies, but is not emo. When in a relationship, doesnt go fo the girls pants: goes for the girls heart.

Man, I wish that guy was more like AJ Sanchez.

by The Lighting Tech February 4, 2010