Secret Agent

When you have a poo and the log goes straight round the U-bend.

Use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo - the Secret Agent Lucky Barry.
by rmp89 September 12, 2009
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Victoria Secretions

1.Oozing all over your Lingerie.
2. Body Odor you think smells good but is rather stank.
1. He made me so hot I got Victoria Secretions on my panties.
2. I didn't have time to take a shower before I went out but no bother, I have Victoria Secretions.
by WaterH0Rse February 01, 2011
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secret admirer

a stalker with an attourney.
"dude, my secret admirer has been following me around all day."
by mm. jg July 11, 2008
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Bottom Secret

Referring to a story or information that was so sensitive it should have been kept top secret, but the whole school/office knows.

Can refer to any story that didn't "leak" so much as flood, but most effectively used when referring to secret butt secks.
Bro 1- Broski, you hear 'bout dat Alexia gurl?

Bro 2-Dude, her bottom secret is bottom secret. Everyone knows what happened at that party...

Bill Clinton thought his fornication with Monica Lewinsky was private business, butt then it became bottom secret.
by Durka Durka A11ah March 15, 2011
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[Boobie]-secret

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.
Jill told Rachel a Boobie-secret in the girl's locker room! Jacki told me it was about butt-zits!
by SLYX January 13, 2009
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Secret Admirer

Taking a dump in a public restroom and not flushing it. You never know who will admire your work of art afterward.
by The Rasta May 02, 2007
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Secret Word

*Secret word*, *Secret wording* or *Secret worded*.
The first meaning of these words was based on the word Jizz but made for open use so the true meaning was to stay hidden from public use such as... Parents, friends or just about anyone that would say Lolz or Gay at you for the use of what the word was on.

But later became a word for more then what it was first was used for. Now it is also used to describe moments of intense joy, excitement or pleasure for the eyes ect. With the same strong meaning.
Person 1 "Did you see that insane shit in that video I sent you?"

Person 2 "Yeah man! I *secret worded* as soon as I saw it."

Person 1 "I was *secret wording* all through that video."
by Co1dfire October 03, 2010
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