sucrets 

Sucrets DM
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They come in a pack of 18 and have 15mgs of dextromethorphan in each pill(total dxm in a pack 270mgs can be bought from your local drugstore for less than 3 bucks, a insanely intense drug for the price. there normally used to supress coughs( which is usefull for phat bong hits) the first few taste like those nasty witch candies you get on halloween but nobody ever eats them, then near the end of the pack its exremely hard cuz it feels like your stomach is coated in plastic, but if you do you will look like your on the most hardcore drugs, cuz your eyes will be completly bugged out and dialated for like 2 days, and you pretty much look like your dieing,

Lets go down to sobeys and pick up some sucrets, then take phat bong hits and play gta in eds garage thinking were in the cayman islands!!

sucrets by dxmisfuked August 27, 2006

Sucrets 

When you give head to someone that you're too embarrassed to tell your friend about

Rather than studying, Monica found it helped to hand out sucrets to her Comp Sci 101 class.

"Hey Becky, please don't share any of my deep dark sucrets with any of our coworkers...they don't need to know I'm a hoe fo sho until the Christmas party."

Sucrets by chaschaschas April 17, 2019

a miserable little pile of secrets 

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

a miserable little pile of secrets by Dremark May 23, 2006

jac secrets 

A Facebook page created by an anonymous student from John Abbott College in Sainte Anne De Bellevue. Biggest leading cause of procrastination. Commented by trolls, butthurt kids, jac royalty and others. Lots of thirsty people.

"Man did you read jac secrets today? Some guy was thirsty."

jac secrets by pastorlode February 23, 2014

dragon secrets 

taking one's vehicle and throwing it into an out of control situation, letting the tires slide and squeal

He attempted to unleash dragon secrets, but ended up stuck on the side of the road.

dragon secrets by Trogdor!! November 29, 2006

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.

guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021

Jonas Secrets 

A group of creepers on facebook who talk about the Jonas Brothers and make up different theories about the boys' life.

Dude I just joined this group Jonas Secrets. Did you know that Joe Jonas stuffs with socks?

Jonas Secrets by RUCreepin December 22, 2008