Scottish Accent

Universally accepted as the funniest accent EVER

(in a Scottish accent) YER STICKS NOT EVEN TOUCHING THE GROUND, MAN

by Moronoki.com August 15, 2025

Scottish Rape

The act of dominantly finishing on your enemy while moaning in a Scottish accent. (Also reffered to using the portmanteau "scottrape")

"My opp Lindsey Scottish Raped me yesterday. It was wild."

by dihschucker September 16, 2025

Scromiting

(Scra-miting) Verb.

The act of coughing so hard from a big ol' bong rip that you gag, thus inducing gag-reflex. Resulting In involuntary simultaneous release of fluids/solids from oral and recta cavities. l

"Careful burnin' that bowl so hard, scro. You might start scromiting."

by ReaganlnTheMoney December 4, 2025

Scrototilling

The act of using a mechanized device to cut, trim or goom the scrotal area.

Manscaping is out, scrototilling is the future of the modern scrotscaping estheric.

by Shard Slammer December 16, 2025

scrotious

Something pertaining to, or having characteristics of a scrotum.

Due to their over sensitivities and constant togetherness; it could be said they're scrotious activities persist (in leugh of their hairies nature)

by getoguru December 31, 2025

Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017

deep scottish

Typically drunk person that lives in the epicenter of alcohol in scotland

Bryan he's deep scottish, he's always out drinking in the middle of town.

by Expensivepans July 4, 2017