shoulder-scrunchies

Gentle-to-medium pressure kneading motions that you administer to someone's shoulders, either to relieve aches/tension and generally soothe his overall physical/emotional status, or to simply savor his/her sinewy/pliable muscle-tissue (this is especially pleasurable if the person is not wearing any covering on his/her shoulders, since it permits you direct flesh-to-flesh contact with your hands for maximum sensory pleasure, and it also lets him/her feel the caring warmth/softness of your hands). These simple massages can be administered to your friend from either the front or the rear, although it is usually safer and more comfy for the person if you do it from the front, since this ensures that your fingertips will not accidentally dig into the tender joint-grooves just below his shoulders.

I love giving shoulder-scrunchies to cute chicks whom I meet for the first time --- it harmlessly and unobtrusively builds her trust and shows her what pleasant soothing "magic" I can work with my hands, and so she will often permit me to gradually "progress" to other juicy portions of her real estate until I eventually have her completely stark-naked within half an hour.

by QuacksO February 27, 2017

Smoulder

A mispelling of smolder, for those who don't know how to spell.

O Mai Gawd look at that smoulder #hunk

by Xyvir January 28, 2017

Shoulder tap

When you do something silly or say something that doesn't make any sence. Origionated in Kansas City KS by the Ford sisters

Person # 1- I have four words that I need to say
Person # 2- What's that
Persont # 1- I-Hate-Wed-ings
Person # 2- Omg shoulder tap

Then you would tap your shoulder twice

by Pollyann February 19, 2011

Shoulder Jamming

When the beat is too good, you can't help but to dance along with it, but instead of your feet or arms, you move to the beat with your shoulders.

Jose: Did you see Maycie there? What is she doing?
John: She's shoulder jamming. Have you never shoulder jammed?
Jose: No but I wanna try!

by dynorphin September 8, 2016

chip on ones shoulder

Eminem for example
Man, get over it its becoming very tedious!

by Anonymous June 6, 2003

shoulder-check

The act of looking over one's shoulder, for a second glance at someone who caught your eye.

Dude, that girl just shoulder-checked you; why don't you say, "Hi"?

by Turncoat August 3, 2009

shouldernuts

The name given to one who constantly sits in a booth that has a picture of a bull with the largest testicles known to man hanging over his shoulder.

From now on we are calling Kyle "shouldernuts"
Whats up shouldernuts?
Hows it hanging shouldernuts?

by Corey Birkmann September 12, 2008