Schnitzy

Colloquial shortening for Schnitzel.

Off to the pub for a schnitzy!

by toteswayheapsawes December 10, 2010

Schnitzel Tits

An individual that is dim-witted and appears to be aloof at all times.

Tina is such a schnitzel tits... She forgot her purse at the restaurant again!

by J Sizzurp III October 29, 2010

schnitzel lips

Someone with funny lips

Shut up schnitzel lips

by Padgeline May 23, 2016

Schnitzengrübs

A compound pseudo-German usage of 'Schitz', which means "to slice/segment" and 'Grüb', which is a truncation of "Grüben" meaning to meet yet really a corruption of 'Grub' meaning "to dig/pit".
It is an alternate form of the usage "Schnitzengruben" from the movie Blazing Saddles, and as such may have elements of humor (including double entendre) involved.

It is simply another way of saying "aw shucks" or "cut the garbage". It is also a hearty alternative to shouting expletives and cussing.

Ah Schnitzengrübs, I just missed my ride and have to wait another 20 minutes.

by Blānk man October 15, 2016

Schnitzellie

the act of being awesome or something really cool.

Hey bro, won the lottery. It was totally schnitzellie!

by Kiellan June 18, 2018

schnitzel the pork

Putting curry on a brown persons dick.

"You can schnitzel the pork on your own, asshole!"

by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017

Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen

"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017