Samuks

after you have given a blow job to someone, you blow the cum out youre nose and the person who got the blow job
eats it

He was realy disgusting he samuksed me

by Sam December 8, 2004

Saturfat

fat gained from drinking too much alcohol

"Damn I drank so much this weekend I must have a ton of saturfat"

by Blndqt19 January 20, 2009

saturdaddy

single father who gets to see his kid/s on saturdays - usually has over spoiled the kid to catch up for the lack of attention in the week - often seen in England

hey check that guy with the 2 kids with all those balloons and pressies, must be a saturdaddy

by davewebsmith December 11, 2011

Saturday Night Shirt

A shirt that gays wear to the club on Saturday nights. They tend to be extra shiny, so as to attract more dudes.

1. "Hey dude, check out all the sequins on my new Saturday night shirt. I'm totally gonna attract mad guys"

2. His Saturday night shirt looked rather gay and shiny this evening.

by poopsavage September 1, 2011

Saturn Check

The act of opening your car door and hitting the car parked next to you with it. Saturn cars were built with dent resistant doors due to the fact that they are made of mostly plastic.

"He was parked like an asshole, almost taking up two parking spaces, so when I got out of my car, I Saturn Checked him."

by McSnackerson December 20, 2012

Saturday

Saturday, day after Friday, day before Sunday, but we know that Saturday's are for the boys

Yo what you doin Saturday?

Oh I'm hangin with the boys

by Fat bitches nigga July 19, 2017

Saturday

When you're having a bad semester and you want everything to end.

It's all okay bro it's saturday.

by saturday24 December 18, 2017