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saturn

Shitty cars made out of plastic and old radio parts.
"Hey, wanna ride in my new Saturn?"

"No thanks, I'll walk"
by asketchykid June 28, 2003
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Saturn

1. The Roman god of the harvest. Worshipped during the winter festival of Saturnalia, starting about December 17 and lasting for seven days, it is thought to have given rise to Christmas. (Let's face it, nobody actually KNEW when Jesus was born, so they just picked a date)

2. Sixth planet from the sun, it has some bigass rings around it, bigger than any other of the planets in our solar system. Galileo called them ears.

3. An American-made car that has cheap plastic paneling and burns a lot of oil after a couple years of use. Also doesn't dent - thanks to the plastic. They are super cheap though, so you can afford to buy 3 or 4 of them; which should give you the same amount of use as one good car.

4. One of the worst selling console game systems ever, produced by SEGA. Perhaps only worse was the SEGA Dreamcast - their last effort at making a game console.
1. I am totally pumped for Saturnalia. Feasting, wine and debauchery... we still need a sacrificial victim.

2. Saturn.. uhh.. it's a great planet.

3. Jeeez pass this dumbass saturn before these fumes kill me!

4. DUDE you have a SEGA SATURN!?!? HAHAHA
by AJC April 30, 2005
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Saturday Morning Pee

A stream of urine that come out in one or more completely unpredictable directions, rendering even perfect aim futile. This creates a mess for the next person who cleans the bathroom. This typically occurs after sleeping in on Saturday.
Tina's gonna be so pissed, I Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the bathroom floor.

Sorry I'm late dude, I totally Saturday Morning Pee'd all over the shower curtain. I had to throw it in the washer before Lisa got home.
by BolognaBlake June 22, 2010
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SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL

Cheaply manufactured pistol, usually in caliber .22, that no self-respecting, law abiding citizen would consider using to defend him or herself from some punkass shit wielding said firearm. The rest of us use real guns. Go ahead, Al Gore, ban them. Takes the attention away from the fuckin Brady Bill. Thank God it's over next year. More mags for that L1A1 I'm lookin at.
"Your gun says 'Replica'. My gun says 'Desert Eagle .50'"
by Big Tim January 26, 2007
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Turkey Slap Saturday

A band formed in Australia
by TurkeySlapSaturday February 1, 2009
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Sometimes Sober Saturday

A Sometimes Sober Saturday is a Saturday that qualifies as being sober. This can be for any reason. It is really more of an event, than an adjective.
Joe: "Man, last night was boring, I had a sometimes sober Saturday. :("

Tim: "I've got a lot of homework, I think I'm going to participate in a sometimes sober Saturday."
by izzy zainea March 1, 2009
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koala saturday

An event that takes place 12 times a year on one saturday of every month. The participants gather and go to "the city" to wander around taking part in unplanned adventures. At some point during the day the group buys and consumes a beverage called "koala"
Tomorrow we'll meet at the bus station for Koala Saturday.
by larry says hi October 15, 2005
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