Sam

Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved

Awww is that Sam over there he is so fat

by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019

Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.

SAM!!!

by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015

Sam

Sam is a wannabe cowboy.

Sam is crying and shaking cause he was told he would never be a real cowboy.

by I’m not dan April 22, 2019

Sam

Is a person known more for being a great guy, but sometimes "Sam" can be the most annoying person you will ever meet, this type of sam has a comment for everything does not know when to shut up, will try to hard to be cool, will lie about most things he says(especially about girls)"Sam" is one of those people who talk a lot of shit but will never do anything.

(Girl) uhhg, your so annoying stop being such a "sam"

by Someone*you*might*know September 14, 2016

Sam

just some dumbass that dosent know how to use common sense and thinks that he is a good lead member

Oh you're acting like Sam.

by IUnknownUserI September 21, 2018

Sam

They are the badass of your friend group, and everyone envies her skills. She’s intellectually superior and can have anything she wants in a heartbeat, guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. But this blue eyed savage is a lesbian so she’s too cool for the popular cliches and has serious beef with the cliche leader. She goes by Sam because “Samantha” is to much of a god damned mouthful.

“Woah, Sam just stole my girl”
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass”

by That one boss ass lesbian May 18, 2018

Sam

That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato

Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...

by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017