Sam

That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato

Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...

by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017

Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.

Sam is Gay, annoying and fucked in the head.

by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017

Sam

Asshole Gaylord

Person 1: is that sam
Person 2: the Gaylord? Fuck him

by Uranium bombs 420 January 20, 2018

Sam

Cruuuusty face boy

Sam has a very crusty faaace

by Fungus the dinosaur May 10, 2018

Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms

Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.

by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018

Sam

A Sam is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet he is the most cutest, funniest, smartest sexy guys in the world. Anyone to have a Sam in their life is the luckiest person to live especially if he’s yours❤️I have a Sam in my life and I feel like I’m the luckiest girl to live, a Sam has always been there for u and u feel as if u could tel him anything and everything what an amazing man he is

“So this guy is being so caring and perfect to me”

“Must’ve been a Sam”

by Akp_0504 November 1, 2018

Sam

Sam is probably one of the most psychological fucked person you'll ever meet. He probably seems quiet and sometimes quite loud with friends, he seems normal but he could snap at anyone moment. He has a lot of things boiling in his mind but doesn't let them out and when he does you better make sure your not in a room with him

Wow you see that guy over there
Yeah he's such a sam

by Big boy tomato February 2, 2020