Leprechaun switch

The ages old way of reaching reality used by characters everywhere.

Obviously, the names with the same letters on both names are Honorary Letter leprechauns. The Texas guitarist Monty Montgomery's an Honorary celestial Rocket Man Leprechaun with a full Queensbury Pardon. Eommy Tmmanuel is a guitar GOD. Obviously Stevie Ray Vaughan is still picking on the plantation. All Guitarists know the Leprechaun switch using a mirror and the letters of your name.

LORD BUD: Leprechaun Switch and the mirror<> looking into a mirror critically is difficult but necessary because none of us are perfect<> My reflection looks like Me only 20 years younger Because in spirit I am in my 80th year on this earth being that I was born in 1942. I DIED in 1999, moved into my son's heart with Jesus, and took over his flesh. He was 36 & I was 56... He is not ahead of me in years, I am ahead of him. AM I IMAGINING this reality CHRIST BOB may "CAPTURE" the "HEARTS" of MOTHERS "EVERYWHERE" on VALENTINES DAY?

CHRIST BOB: Dad my 60-year-old flesh fits you well. You look good for 80. I knew you didn't leave me but you always surprise me.

LORD BUD: How did I surprise you SON? "Did I not say I would be back in TIME.

CHRIST BOB: But you showed up AHEAD of time. HOW?

LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.

LORD BUD: The leprechaun switch and MY TIME IS YOUR TIME and the Modern chronology is always the right time.

Now is the time and the time is now. get your lazy ass out there and pick me some more Blackberry futures, you Blackfoot Redneck savage.
CHRIST BOB: eyeyeyeyiyiyiyiyiyoeoeoeoeiuiuiuiwaowaowaowao

by Spiritual-Master February 4, 2022

Flip this switch

"Flip my switch" means to turn me on (make me hard) and start flippin (start fucking).

Yo baby girl, you tryna flip this switch tonight?

by KJOMATIC December 8, 2017

i could do it switch

This is a phrase that skaters use when they are jealous of another skater that is able to do the same trick they learned but was able to learn it in a shorter amount of time.

Tracy: ey i could finally backside flip

Ryan: so what, i could do it switch

Milo: dude, stop being a jealous bitch

by Glok June 20, 2008

SIM Card Switch

Verb.
The process of putting your sim card into your old phone when your parents take your phone because you're grounded. SIM card switching is commonly done by teens.

Teen1: "Hey!!"

Teen2: "Hey how're you texting i thought you were grounded?"

Teen1: "I did a SIM card switch and I'm using my old phone :) I'm so smart."

Teen2: "That IS smart.. I'm gonna do that next time I'm grounded!"

by LaramieT1o28 February 24, 2011

BAMF Switch

The moment in an action, or other genre of film, where a lead character becomes significantly more of a BAMF than they were a moment before.

Switches are often characterized by a more bad ass musical score, a slow mo' scene, or some sort of brief phrase, such as "No", "Kill 'im", or "Hey- ARG!1!" *Arm breaks*.

The Rundown: After The Rock grabs the two shotguns.

The Matrix: During Morphius' rescue, just after the security guard says, "Holy Shit!"

BAMF Switch... Lol

by jkar64 October 7, 2008

blockbuster switch off

Same as the blockbuster swap, the blockbuster switch off is when one becomes tired of their old DVD or game due to scratches or cracks. The basic idea is to rent the same DVD or game and return the older copy in the case. When replaced with a disc different than the one intended to be kept, this becomes a cluster fuck.

I'm getting tired of my PS2 not reading this disc, Sal. I think we're gonna need to pull a blockbuster switch off.

by RageFire January 8, 2008

Pant-Switch

A “Pant-Switch” (PS) is defined as an action of exchanging your pants with your table neighbour, which must be performed during class in school, during a lecture or any other similar risky situation, in which failing would result in bad consequences for the people involved.

In most cases a third person films the whole event in order to document the incredible achievement of the Pant-Switchers.

Those, who successfully performed a Pant-Switch are often held in high esteem and treated with highest respect within their social environment.

The original “Pant-Switch” and also the first one to be caught on camera was done by famous Pant-Switchers sallas and macmillan during a Physics class. This monumental event is documented here: url.reif.org/?73yhk9

by anonymous pant-switcher January 5, 2008