When your playing basketball and the ball handler pulls down his pants to moon the defender with his sweaty ass than while the defender is distracted, pants still down, that beast turns around and drains a three point hook shot to win the game
by Big dick pat July 29, 2014
Supervisor: So you gonna have Joey work the cash register
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.
Manager: Nah, his speech ain't polished.... his palms are sweaty.
by Pizzlej March 03, 2023
An uncomfortable disorder that gives you pubic hair on all parts of your penis. It is said to be named this because a peacock nested on someones cock who had this long ago.
Person #1- "dude that guy has that awesome Sweaty Peacock Syndrome, i bet he gets all the peacocks."
Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
Person #2- "yea i wish i could get a peacock to nest on my cock."
by Humpedpenguinz September 23, 2011
The act of stretching one's scrotum into a batwing like shape and proceeding to stifle one's sexual partner by putting said stretched scrotum on face of partner.
*muffled scream* Amanda: "WHAT THE FUCK?! IS THAT A VEINY BAT WING?" Ahab: "No baby, its a sweaty sleep mask."
by buist2 August 25, 2008
Phil: Oh, no my Dick has a load of Pimples, it's really sweaty..
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.
Jason: You seem to have a Sweaty Dick Syndrome.
by Sonk July 28, 2011
by usedanalbeadsforsale! February 21, 2019
when your sitting on part of your balls, and your super sweaty and you peel them out from under your leg = me right now
by BR Boot2thehead August 30, 2019