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custers last stand

When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!
Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's
by Shocker Spaniels (USS DIMA) October 27, 2007
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Umbrella Stand

An act whereby one runs up behind a friend (or stranger) with a clenched fist, rams it up their bum hole lifting them up above their head with the inserted hand while shouting at the top of their voice "UMBRELLA STAND!!!".
Mostly used on enemies as a form of embarassment, as an extreme form of foreplay or on friends as a hilarious practical joke.
Hey Pete, theres that girl you fancy. Asking her out is SOOO last season, if you want my relationship advice you should umbrella stand her!
by 27 Faces July 8, 2007
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Cake Stand

Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand
The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.
by Marion Girls January 17, 2009
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Two night stand

Spending more than one night with someone who makes your toes curl
That girl is definitely a two night stand
by Celeryexpert October 25, 2014
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blow this popsicle stand

a)If something is boring and you want to leave you say that.
b)Give blow jobs to multiple people.
this is fucking boring, let's blow this popsicle stand
by cass_4 May 12, 2006
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Hoosier Stand Off

When two or more drivers come to a 3-way or 4-way stop and can't decide who should proceed first, so they sit there and stare or wave at eachother to go, wasting a lot of time. The proper way to yield to other vehicles at 3 or 4 way stop signs is spelled out in Indiana law, but apparently everyone is too stupid/high on meth to understand.
Jamie the college student and Earl the hoosier made me wait 73 seconds while they had a hoosier stand off deciding which one of them should drive through the intersection first.
by Ih8rednecks June 29, 2006
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keg stand

A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
That recockulous mofo just did a craptacular kegstand.
by Batman April 12, 2002
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