Carter: "No stalk but I noticed you changed your quotes on your profile. I love Hunter S Thompson too!"
Jane: Okaaay.
Jane: Okaaay.
by Maximum Carter February 26, 2010
Get the No stalk mug.The facebook button at the bottom of pages that says "Older posts..." Until then, you were just seeing what's up. Once you press that button, you have entered "stalker status."
Janice, you need to get over your ex and stop looking at his facebook. You are so obsessed, you clicked his stalker button five times.
by andbenwaslike April 17, 2009
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(Stalker Love):
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.
2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.
Some call it a stalking some call it Love.
In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
1:Someone who use to be friends with someone
and fell in love with that person who lead them on but feelings aren't returned or given back
So you stalk their new gf. And always find out where their new relationship stands and try to get them broken up.
2: Stay obsessed with said person forever.
Some call it a stalking some call it Love.
In any case, you continue to write them letters on Facebook, Myspace, etc. Hoping they will talk to you, any talking at all even negative and hate talk works for them
Lenore:"That Mary is such a stalker, she needs to move on and quit sending Tim and his new gf Sally messages. It's sick."
Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."
Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."
Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."
Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"
Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
Keira:"I know, there is something wrong with her, why does she like him anyways? He is sooo ugly! ugh. She calls it love i call it stalker."
Lenore:"I know it.. Stalker love...And his new gf is so stupid."
Bob:"Dude, Lizzie is so stalking me. She won't stop following me around."
Mark"I made out with her last night and she said your name dude..Must be stalker love"
Bob:"Freakk. imma get a restraining order"
by Obsessed Stalker September 6, 2010
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Any and all STALKERS caught attempting to sneak into The Zone will be shot on sight by the military patrols.
by FunkySmellingFinger April 13, 2015
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Get the stalkbook mug.one who only talks to you when drinking or is drunk and constantly talks to you whenever they are drunk. Someone who texts, leaves voicemails or even chat with you only when they are drinking and it happens almost every time they are and they never seem to leave you alone.
Guy 1: Ugh, I got another text from this girl saying she loves me, we barely hang out and she only does this when she's drunk.
Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
Guy 2: Looks like you've got a drunk stalker on your hands bro.
by captain lightning December 28, 2010
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