smollie

a uselessly small ollie on a skateboard.
or my half mexican brothers exstreamly small penis.

my bro taped his smollie to his leg and whenever he got a bonner he kicked me.

by jonny b goode February 11, 2006

smoll

got a sweet azn chick she go lomein

douga=smoll

you see dat smoll fam?
dam that smoll tho
SMOLLS everywhere

by otc2otc1 June 25, 2017

Smollest

Elevating the term "selfie" to a whole new level, where one fakes a lynching attack on oneself, starting with the screaming of homophobic slurs in the mirror, the flinging of bodily fluids over one's face, the dragging oneself around with complicated arrangement of nooses and pulleys, ending with phoning high-level politicians and their corrupt attorneys to come save your sorry ass.

Did you hear about Jeronimo? He was found Smollesting himself repeatedly and blaming Space Aliens for trying to lynch him; it was all fake noose, his family had to interrupt their election campaign, fly back and have him committed to a mental asylum.

by Fake Noose April 1, 2019

Smolletted

When someone blames you for doing something you didn’t do

I just got smolletted, the cops are blaming me for something I didn’t do

by Imtiredoftypingnow2 February 20, 2019

smoleman

A small retarded human

i saw a smoleman today

by Tim Donovan June 19, 2014

smollocks

a term for not having much storage space.

i just moved house but i'm going to have to get rid of some things because i've got smollocks.

by listypoos November 4, 2004

smoling

-when your high smoking a cigarette for the lord
-smoking a cig next to a cross
-smoking by the church

inhaling smoke next to a religious person place or thing

Im so stressed, i think ill just go smoling and get blessed.

by molly midget November 19, 2010