smoob

Grabbing a boob, in a smooth way

Martin: "Nice smoob bro!"

by Michel-Michel August 2, 2016

Smoove B

1. A columnist for the Onion, known for his overly detailed paragraphs with a non-detailed sentence as an afterthought while describing dates.
2. A guy who is overly fawning, and usually wants to get into your pants and then find another girl.

1. Smoove B is funny.
2. While Norberto may not have been a Smoove B like his friend Omarion, at least he had a steady girlfriend.

by Lucy March 14, 2005

smoothy

an iron, something that smoothes wrinkles

i went to my ho's house to get some stank on my hang down and she hit me with a smoothy

by fruetel November 10, 2008

Smoote

Crazy cool people. In others words the most awesome kind of people there is.

"Oh my gosh Corinna and Kristy are a couple of smootes"

by Cuhreenuh November 14, 2007

Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

by jake August 20, 2004

smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

smoosal

When you take a dump and you look down and your turd is green.

Hey man did you see the Smoosal I shit out??

by Mike Harvey June 4, 2007