sloppy joes

A mixture of ground meat and usually a tomato sauce with diced onions and peppers and then served on a sandwich bun.Commonly Ketchup is used with the meat.Name is derived from the fact its a very "sloppy" sandwich to eat.

We had Sloppy Joes and salad for lunch today.

by Dewey D. Cimal July 22, 2006

Sloppy Newton

A sexual manuver. The guy punches the girl in the stomach until she pukes. While she's puking or directly afterwards, she sucks his dick. He takes it out of her mouth, fucks her, then eats her out. Finally, he kisses her, so that the vomit has made it's way from her mouth to his penis, from his penis to her vagina, from her vagina to his mouth, and from his mouth back to her mouth again, completing the circle.

Joe punched Jane in the stomach, then gave her a Sloppy Newton.

by Greg Thomason November 14, 2006

The Sloppy Joe

An act in which your ass is applied to the victims face and you shit diarrhea. (similar to a teabag but much worse)

He gave me The Sloppy Joe and every thing smelt like shit for two weeks.

by Bobboe February 23, 2004

Sloppy Bucket

While having sex, pull out and cum on the kitchen floor. Run to the closet, grab the mop bucket and dump the dirty water on the bitch's head. Hand her the mop and tell 'er to get to work!

Dude 1) Yo bro, your kitchen floor is as clean as a whistle- whatup?
Dude 2) That's right homie- I brought this slut home last night and gave her the 'Sloppy Bucket'!

by The 425 Dirty Donkeys April 25, 2011

Sloppy Noodle

When you buy some rubber sheets, lube, and a big black dildo and go to town.

DUDE I just got a sloppy noodle, let's go to town!

by Dr. Noodles. August 15, 2009

sloppy penncrest

When a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her vagina. A few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said vagina to live in said mayo, in his mouth.

Sloppy nigger house! Did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she's dirty as shit!

by silverandwhite June 23, 2008

sloppy sanchez

like a dirty sanchez, but you stick your finger into her butt after you just bust a nut inside her, and then draw the jizz/shit laden moustache on her face

dude, i fucked your mom in the ass last night, bust a nut, and then gave her a sloppy sanchez

by som May 18, 2006