Simpette

A female Simp.

A: Bro this girl bought me a secret labs chair and sent me $400 for pictures of my abs, what a simpette.

by smarsbar April 10, 2020

simplisick

sexiest man alive fr

girl1: “ simplisick? who’s that?”
girl2: “a tiktoker. he’s so babygirl.”

by kateluvcatz December 8, 2022

Sample Tour

A lap around a grocery store or other place that offers free samples for the sole reason of getting free food samples and nothing else from this establishment.

I'm a little hungry. Do you want to go to Whole Foods on our break for a sample tour?

by Marlos March 12, 2010

Sample Sandwich

When you go to a food store that has samples and sandwich it all together into one big heap of food. Also known as a SS or

S Squared.

Guy 1: "Dude I'm starving, I'm gonna go head down to Costco and pick up a sample sandwich."

Guy 2: "Grab me one, I'll nom on that all day long bro."

by CYFIWROTETHIS May 5, 2010

Simplaya

A horny ass motherfucker who is simping for 3 or more girls at the same time. The girls think they are queens but in reality, he is playing all of them. Downloads Tinder to scout for new candidates for his roster.

I hate him so much. I never knew he was a fucking simplaya. A lying cheating bastard.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

Simplex

Characters of simple design and minimal features, e.g. stick figures and marshmallow people.

Theodd1sout is a thicc simplex boy ain't he?

by vnquishr January 12, 2020

simplicious

1. Simply good, simply delectable, simply delicious. Like salt, use it sparingly to add a twinge of spice and sophistication to any conversation.


2. An uncommon moniker for males. Stems from Saint Simplicious (1351-1392), the patron saint of silly names.

1.
After dinner:
"Oh Sebastian, the Beef Wellington was simplicious!"

After the ballgame:
"That umpire's calls were all shit. Totally NOT simplicious, dude."

After sex:
"Sweet Jesu, Gwendolyn, where ever did you learn to do the cocoa steamer? Simplicious!"


2.
"Yo Simplicious, get your ass over to Tommy's house before I shank you."

by seductivedad February 17, 2009