Simon Cowell

To interrupt someone.

Guy1: So I was out last night with this girl, when I realiz...,
Guy2: Shut up!
Guy1: Why do you always Simon Cowell me!

by Icy Wyte December 9, 2016

Simon Cowell Effect

This phenomenon involves the making of an extortionate amount of money from an individual or group of people with little or no discernable talent.

A: That Cheryl Cole is so popular...why do you think it is?

B: Must be the Simon Cowell effect....

by Supersare June 28, 2011

Simon Diamond

a wrestler from ECW who joined NWA-TNA back in 2003. Long-time partner of Johnny Swinger. In 2004 he became face when Swinger turned on him and soon re-named himself "Irish" Pat Kenney(which is his real name) and then the failed Empire Saint.

Simon Diamond is one of the best techincally sound wrestlers to come from the 1990's.
Simon's got a problem
Simon Diamond > Pat Kenney

by Mike May 13, 2005

simon houston

To drive a motor vehicle into a petrol station whilst under the influence of either drink or drugs.

i did a simon houston on my way home from work the other night

by Derek Holland and Andy George January 24, 2005

Simon Cowell

A funny, intelligent, honest, not to mention sexy judge on American Idol. Yes, the show is shit. He, however, is not. He's the only judge who actually has an opinion, and he gives it freely. He speaks his mind.

Simon Cowell is sexy.

by Ophelia Desdemona May 3, 2005

Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol who is known for being brutally honest towards contestants. However, little do people know that Mr. Cowell is simply playing a role; he is often considered to be the 'bitchy one' out of the trio which people either love him or hate him for.

Simon is often worshipped by naive tweens for being 'harsh' or 'badass', when in reality he is only a token critic.

Simon Cowell himself even admitted that part of his antics were for sheer publicity reasons, not because he actually cared about giving a proper critique.

by Pragmatic Realist December 12, 2007

Simon bum

what happens when you're sitting in one of those seats with a hole at the back, and you lean forward and your ass pokes out the back and looks so funny. originated from me discovering it in maths

woh that guy in that seat over there has Simon bum

by crap November 19, 2004