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juan simon

He is a very funny guy and he is a very strong guy. Don’t mess with a Juan Simon because he will beat you mentally and physically.
Guy 1: Do you regret something

Guy 2: Messing with a Juan Simon
by Si mi December 8, 2018
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simon ru

A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks
Simon Ru crosses the border again!
by OilBpil April 5, 2019
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Winter Simon

Winter is the funniest girl you will ever meet. She can make you laugh so hard that you'll pee your pants. She is beautiful inside and out. She is so naturally pretty. She doesn't do too well with relationships so she can never keep a boyfriend YET. But someday she will find her soulmate. Any person who has Winter in their life is so lucky. She's one of a kind. She has really good dancing skills and she is a really talented singer. She has the prettiest eyes and the perfect size of lips. She thinks she is fat, when in reality she has the best body. She is confident,outgoing, and friendly. Winter can make friends with anyone. She also has a bestfriend and her bestfriend is really cool hehe. Anyways your very lucky if you come across winter in your life.
Someone: Hey is that the cheerleader, Winter Simon?
Mia: HELL YEA! She's awesome!
by mia avocado October 13, 2020
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Mia Simone

A beautiful, amazing girl. Very short and sometimes scary. Likes to express emotions and is very clear about them. Sometimes they can be a hoe. But they can be an amazing friend when they want to.
Friend-“Omg did you see how short that girl was?”
Friend 2-“Yeah, what do you expect? She’s a Mia Simone”
by NickTheSlick14 July 14, 2019
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Simon Lu

1.Teacher at stuyvesant (so far) leaving us for bk tech.
2.I might add to clarify, best math teacher ever at stuy.
3. no literally he’s the best he is amazing if u don’t have him be jealous and cry
by Johnnn Don October 26, 2022
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Simon Budge

Simon bowls pumpkins he licks aiden angs boody, he says he made 100 but it was in t20 blast. he Usually looks like my dogs food and eats grass for knowledge. He has a bbc and yet he looks like aiden angs snot.
by anonymous September 9, 2021
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Simon Cowell

by KingPoker96 June 17, 2022
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