ozzy shuffle

when someone is so fucking drunk or high they walk in a retarded shuffle just like ozzy osbourne.
jim got so loaded he was doing the ozzy shuffle all the way home
by weej December 18, 2004
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the pdx shuffle

The short stride foot shuffle that you see commonly see bums performing around Portland Oregon , not To be confused with the Parkinson's Shuffle. To identify the PDX Shuffle first; look for the rubbing of the index fingers and thumbs together like they are asking for a penny, secondly; Often times shuffle and finger rub is accompanied by the smell of week old urine, fecal matter, and faint vocalizations of what sounds like the chanting of buddist monks.
The only thing I heard last night was the sound of the PDX shuffle
by Theslippyone November 20, 2017
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Penguin Shuffle

When you have to take a dump but can't walk normal. One that walks with clenched butt cheeks.
Oh Jeez! I don't think I'm going to make this without doing the Penguin Shuffle to the bathroom!
by servoisgod September 27, 2008
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rimsy shuffle

Christ on a bike my arse hurts, I did the rimsy shuffle last night!
by CalMacGregor March 23, 2012
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jamrock shuffle

A term used in the game “Disco Elysium”. It refers to how police officers from the fictional Revacholian district of Jamrock often run everywhere and break open containers.
Person A: “Why does Harry run everywhere?”
Person B: “He’s just doing the Jamrock shuffle.”
by SockoBased October 14, 2022
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kansas shuffle

It's completly dark and a girl thinks that you are behind he about to give it to her, instead your really in front of her and you slap her in the face with your penis.
It was so dark in the room that I did the kansas shuffle on her.
by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009
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Kungen Shuffle

The act of alt-tabbing during a gaming session that leads to your hilarious yet pathetic demise.
Origin: A streamer died on stream while playing Diablo 3 when he alt-tabbed and died. His name was Kungen, therefor the Kungen Shuffle
by derpina1337 June 04, 2012
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