secret shag

A woman or man you have casual sex with but don't wish to brag about

"Hey bro Fat Susan said you laid her last week", "ok yes I did, I was totally pissed , the bottom line is I'd prefer to keep her as a secret shag"

by Big Jack's Bollocks July 21, 2017

Secretate

to be an awesome/phenomenal secretary

Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.

by a tree598 June 7, 2018

Secret Panda

When you’re fucking your girl doggystyle against a window facing outside, but you need to take a break, so you secretly have your bro slide in. Then you run outside and wave at your girl through the window.

Bro, you down to secret panda my girl tonight?

by Syd Hengy March 23, 2019

secretsbyabel

Popular instagram music page @secretsbyabel, formerly known as “theweekndshairstyle” is a music page owner but also a part-time fan page for pop/r&b artist, The Weeknd. First of all, he’s VERY sexy. he looks like a white boy, but he’s actually 3/4 mexican, and 1/4 black, believe it or not. he’s always right, and most definitely always horny. he really likes yeezus. that’s about it.

“have you seen the new secretsbyabel post?”

“yeah it made me very horny!”

by daniel13ishorny December 26, 2019

Secret Desert

A guilty pleasure.

Yo, you got any secret deserts?

Yeah, Deca-Dence.

Sick.

by Dick Chumeny July 18, 2020

Secret gaygent

When you're religious relatives come over and you have to pretend your straight

My aunt and uncle are here so I'm secret gaygent today

by The disaster lesbian October 17, 2020

Secret shopper

Another name for a mystery shopper.

Basically people who are sent to shops, restaurants or other places, to act as regular customers and give a report of their experience at the end of the day. Their work is very confidential since “their cover is not supposed to be blown” in any way while on a job, as this would defeat the purpose.

Their services are usually needed by companies and business who are looking to evaluate their customer service performance mostly.

I’m really excited about my new secret shopper job!

Being a secret shopper is like being an undercover FBI agent.

by Jozéy January 1, 2021