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Scottish

A bunch of unemployed, heroin-addicted, deep-fried mars bar scoffing, orange-haired sectarian scum from the North of Hadrian's Wall.
Famous Scottish military victories include Bannockburn and the time they stole the goalposts and pitch from Wembley in 1977.

Famous Scottish military defeats are too numerous to mention, but the English handed out every one of those shoeings over numerous centuries.
by TimmyTheTroll May 12, 2009
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Scottified Taskmaster

Scottified Taskmaster The perfect man who will dance in the rain, and show you off and make you feel important. He will steel you're heart and make you feel like you are his everything. And when you least expect it, the Scottifie part happens, and every aspects of your life is nothing, lifeless, hopeless, loveless, and broken.
Scottified Taskmaster is a perfect prince charming from hell.
Yes i fell for my Scottified Taskmaster.
Scottified Taskmaster, and Angel are a perfectly imperfect love turned into a deserted disaster.
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shotties

Another name for "Shots"
Often used at parties, a cooler and more pronouncative way of saying "Shots". Also See sho'iez
Lets have some SHOTTTTTIEEEESS!!!

shotties are great
by darkmyst January 26, 2006
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Scottius, varianus

a creature not understood by modern science. in his own town, something that can barely get a girl to talk to him on intimate terms. yet away, in a foreign enviornment is a hook-up machine desired by more females than he knows what to do with. which is good, because he has a good field to pick from...because he's picky...yea. ANYWAY, back to the definition, right- He surpases his close relative, the P Falz in all areas of coolness, which is why he is not emo. also unlike P Falz he consumes large amounts of alchohol, something P Falz is thinking of doing, because he is bored, lonely, and wanting...and pissed about all three things.
He also makes short, to the point definitions. Probably because he has things to do where he is. It would be good if he didnt get pissed off while reading this, because rather than a definition, it has become and emo rant by the P Falz.
In short, Scottius Varianus is a cool creature who will be visited by the Pfalz in the coming months, if he came take his emo ranting.
GAWD DAMN! Sottius Varianus is one BAAADD pimp daddy.
by P Falz November 15, 2004
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scottery

Scottery is something you would say if you wanted to get away "scott-free". This can be applied whenever you say something that warrants a hit. The use of the word would negate the need for a hit. An abbreviation of "scott-free" like scottery can be used in many ways, and its application is broad.
Person 1: Boom nyay!

Person 2: Hey, I'm going to hit you for saying that!

Person 1: Scottery!

Person 2: Oh no - he said scottery, therfore I can't hit him!
by K-L-Dizzle October 14, 2009
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scottmeronday

the ability to go weeks, even months, without having to worry about taking a shower and enjoying the smell that lingers during the days following the ritual, especially the smell of grundle, or ones own testicles
Jack pulled a scottmeronday so severe that everyone at the party could taste his nuts in the air
by nicknak33 November 15, 2010
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Scottish Waxing

For males: Waxing your testicles only.

For females: Waxing only anus and perineum.
"Wow Roddy, your balls feel so smooth on my face, like a wee tike's."

"Aye, that's a fresh Scottish Waxing for ya."
by buttcircus May 1, 2012
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