scarenema

When a person has a near miss that scares the shit out of them.

Did you see that biker going 90?
Yeah, he totally needs a scarenema!

by Ashley Fox January 8, 2008

Scared Ostrich

Just like a "Scared Ostrich", which buries it's head in the sand; This manouver involves grabbing you significant other's head, and shoving it in your rectum.

"I totally performed a scared ostrich today, with outstanding technique".

by Shaunyboy04 September 28, 2009

scarbeard

Someone who covers his circumcision scar by growing a beard, because he is such a prick his circumcision scar is along his jawline.

I liked some of the games SJG published, until I found out the guy who runs it is a scarbeard.

by contrarian demon August 2, 2011

Scarcastic

Used to describe a person who overuses sarcasm in a hurtful, offensive, or agitating manner.

Noun variation: Scarcasm

Alex Trebek thinks his quick responses to incorrect answers are witty and necessary fillers, but in reality, he comes across as a scarcastic prick.

by MPGenius September 7, 2013

Scared Shrekless

Being so scared you are making Shrek references.

Dude, Shrek Forever After is so bad I'm basically scared Shrekless!!

by whiteboyz36 April 19, 2018

Scared

Feeling of rejection , embarrassment , TALKING BACK TO UR ARABIC MOM

Me: can I go ou-
Mom: HOW DARE YOU
Me: i just-
Mom: *grabs the slipper immediately*
Me: * shits herself* (scared)

by Help I’m still running November 9, 2019

healthy scare

A nice surprise, like a surprise birthday party.

Bob had a healthy scare when his family had a surprise party for him.

by TheFormalPanda January 8, 2015