What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

National say yes day

Every question you have to say yes to!!!

OCTOBER 10TH

Boy: wanna date?
Girl: uuhh no thx
Boy: sorry its national say yes day so ill pick u up at 7😎

by HEE HEE HEE October 5, 2020

You know what they say about guys with big feet

Typically a guy with big feet directly relates to how long their penis is.

Person 1: I have big feet.
Person 2: You know what they say about guys with big feet.
Person 1: Yeah yeah, i have a large penis.

by cassdogga December 29, 2011

Just Say NO

What is fed into kids minds at school in the early intermediate grades. It really doesn't work much in the fight against drugs, etc

Just Say No. That's a laugh.

by larstait October 27, 2003

Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.

Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*

by ItsBeenReal April 28, 2009

Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Hey! Say! JUMP

A popular Japanese boy band made up of 10 members from Johnny's Entertainment. They can sing, act, and dance. Some of them can even tap dance, do gymnastics, play the guitar, drums, piano, and other various things.

Have you heard that Hey! Say! JUMP's youngest member is only 14?!

by hsjchinen August 27, 2009