You cum in a girl's mouth, and follow it up with a shot of warm tequila. She must swallow it all.
Optional step if you like the girl: give her a twist of lime to finish it off.
Optional step if you like the girl: give her a twist of lime to finish it off.
by NastyFuckk October 06, 2008
by schme-schme August 26, 2008
A woman giving a man a blowjob, before the famous bust, the man aggressivily grabs the woman by her hair and shoves the tip of his dick, to (preferrably) the womans left nostril and sends a calcium rocket to her brain
by Chufi722 October 01, 2009
when one has acquired a large amount of dandruff that has fallen from their scalp and onto their back. so much so, it resembles the appearance of salt that has been thrown over their shoulder for good luck and landed on their back.
by twerkalicious69 May 15, 2014
When a drunk girl during a party performs oral sex on a male counterpart and swallows the liquid explosion, then returns to the party and makes out with someone else.
"Yo....Katie just sucked me off and swallowed my load and now she making out with some other dude. That homo just got my salty seconds."
by Nick Tahou January 25, 2006
A Guy is Jerkin it into some broads face. He Skeet's (shoots his load) directly into her eye. Therefore she's temporarly or permanently blind in that eye (depends on how good of a shot one made). now your pirate has one eye, just like having an eyepatch. The next step is to give her a swift kick to the shin. this will cause her to hobble about franticly ( just like a pirate with a wooden leg on his ship ). This part is what everyone is forgetting (because they don't know what salty pirating is all about ) ,YOU NEED SOUND EFFECTS!. the "Yaarrrhhh" commonly used for pirate type speech is produced when you give her an unnexpected Karate Chop to the throat. So by now you'll have a Girl hopping about with one eye yelling in a piraty voice. try to get a quick picture with your camera phone or if your phone (like mine) has video then video the whole process. Make sure to run away cause pirates are nasty!
-"Do you mind if i give you a Salty Pirate?"
-"Dude, i gave your ex-girlfriend the Salty Pirate! That'll teach her for dumping you!"
-"Dude, i gave your ex-girlfriend the Salty Pirate! That'll teach her for dumping you!"
by Editor of UB! April 07, 2006
A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.
by benwad934 October 07, 2004