riding the iron rooster

A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:

Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.

1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."

2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"

3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."

by brightnoah July 20, 2008

rooster

the female version of a bromance

romance + sister = rooster
"Have you seen those two lately?" "Yeah, they've got a real bromance going on." "Nah, they're girls. For them it's called a rooster."

by quesocheeseeee December 21, 2012

roaster

An old man (or someone older than you) who is a bit of a pervert

You are walking through carnival in barely any clothes. A desperate guy comes over trying to get involved
'easy you roaster'
=D

by littlemissdebz August 11, 2010

rooster pack

cock and balls, or beak and gaggle

After he played basketball he had a funky smellin' rooster pack

by Linsery October 22, 2003

Rooster Parmesan

It's a blowjob after having had sex with your menstruating partner.

Dude, last night I had my first Rooster Parmesan. It wasn't as bad as I had imagined. Turns out, I love the taste of my menstrual blood.

by Bleeding Brown Eye March 20, 2010

Chocolate Rooster Tail

When someone releases an enema into the face of another.

Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.

by Ol'Hickry September 30, 2010

chicken my rooster

Chicken my Rooster.. a guy can say that to a girl and it means "Give me head"

"chicken my rooster bitch!"

by nutty_bunny7 April 2, 2005