bare - rooted

lame term used by chris and mariee of wombat gully, cheap humor

'we're getting bare rooted'

by paul paul June 24, 2003

Root beer floating

when you replace the water in the bong with cold tasty root beer and smoke that stanky danky

Bruh I almost died last night I root beer floating some panic weed

by DankeyKang420 June 9, 2020

swing a mean root

When ones penis is very long and or large and it impresses the ladies no matter what kind of guy is sporting it.

Damn that guy is a total loser, he must swing a mean root to get that lady in the sack.

by Jrlovebone September 4, 2022

Root Word Alliteration

The poetic style which repeats a slightly modified root word to emphasize that root word while creating a rhyme.

Examples of "root word alliteration" are, "love—that unexplainably still unexplained phenomenon which in this era of perfection still makes the world go round—appears to take on a life of its own to grow and is irrefutably known to quickly deactivate reason in order to satisfy one or both lover's needs." And "It's better to be safe than sorry," said a tax-collector to a tax-evader who worked as a stocks and bond trader and wrestled against alligators."

by but for October 25, 2017

huff my root

Suck My Dick

“Hey loan me 50 bucks and your car?”
-“No way! Huff my root!

by SaggyBoi August 6, 2023

Root Beer Waterfall

When a male creates a root beer float on his erect nipples or genitals while doing a head stand, allowing it to drain into his mouth.

At last nights party Jeff did a wicked root beer waterfall!

by Jesustr0n December 20, 2014

Anal Root Canal

A medical term that describes the act of taking an umbrella and shoving it someone's anus, then opening the umbrella in the anus thus removing all clogged "dumpage" from the anus. Anal Root Canals are usually preformed after someone has been constipated for over a week as a last resort to solve the constipation.

Man 1- Hey I thought you were constipated and couldn't make it to the game.

Man 2- No, my proctologist preformed an anal root canal and cured me.

by Wyo For Life May 24, 2018