Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.

Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022

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Edmund Hillary Retirement Village

A large hotel for the over 70's. Residents love it there and often say their highlight is the beautiful landscaped grounds and access to amenities.

The Edmund Hillary Retirement village is a beautiful hotel.

by sisibubbles February 27, 2022

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Smoke's resident dweeb

You know who she is.

"I've only done $1000 in sales once, I'm Smoke's resident dweeb"

by bb311 May 26, 2023

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Just A Resident Of The City

You fucks are nothing to me. Definitionally maybe but beyond that you're fucking nothing.

Hym "Nah. I'm just a resident of the city. 'Neighbor' definitionally but we are not anything beyond that and if we are then I don't want to be that. Who did you fuck? Did you make any money off my work?"

by Hym Iam December 7, 2025

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