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Foreskin Restoration

What a circumcised male does after learning how horrible circumcision is. It works by stretching the skin every day for years, causing penile skin to very slowly grow and form a skin tube with some (but not all) functions of a real foreskin.

Some people will tell you it's a waste of time because it's not a real foreskin and you can't get the nerve endings back. However, foreskin restoration still has so many benefits that everyone who does it says it's worth it. You do get some nerve endings back, but not all. Every restorer reports a massive increase in sexual pleasure.
I became depressed after finding out my parents mutilated me after I was born, so I started foreskin restoration.
by ForeskinRestorer March 19, 2019
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All Due Respect

A term to soften the blow when you tell a superior something they don't wan't to here.
Boss: "This company will be putting our money into the Pewter housing development"
Employee: "All Due Respect, I think that is a mistake"
Boss: "..."
by YUIIUY July 4, 2007
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Cliche conflict resolution kevin

A person who attempts to resolve being bullied by trying to initiate a conference of bully, bullied, and a third party.
Don’t be a cliche conflict resolution Kevin. That’s worse than being an anonymous Andy.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019
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resty

Resty is the sweetest most lovable guy you’ll ever meet. He can brighten up anyone’s day with just the sound of his voice. Everywhere he goes he brings positivity and nothing but it. He can be down at times but you’ll never catch him without a smile on his face. He’s a kind,caring and overall amazing guy. You could never say no to him.
Resty is the cutest
by hewopanda November 5, 2018
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Public restroom

Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:

-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.

-Grafitii

-Skeet on toilets or other places.

In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:

-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.

-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.

-PISS EVERYWHERE

-SHIT EVERYWHERE

-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.

-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.

2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.
by Wasabimoto September 3, 2010
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Respeck

Throw some respeck on my name when you mention it.
by Katz XL May 29, 2016
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resin hit

v. to smoke a pipe with no weed in it, only the residue from past weed smoked

n. the smoke formed from holding a flame on the residue caked on a pipe from past weed smoked
"You can resin hit the bowl," said Steve.
"That was a great resin hit," replied Bob.
by huebs February 16, 2005
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