Reductio Ad Ursidae

Reductio ad Ursidae: A satirical rhetorical tactic used to invalidate men's actions or arguments by making constant and often absurd comparisons to bears. For example, This technique highlights the irrationality of these comparisons by suggesting that men's behavior is so lacking that even a bear, known for its raw destructiveness, would act more considerately. However, in reality, a bear would cause far more damage and chaos than a man could.

“A bear wouldn’t leave the toilet seat up”

“Don’t pull the bear card”

“Excuse me it’s Reductio ad ursidae to be correct”

by ..,. May 18, 2024

Reduce, reuse, and recycle

A person who keeps fucking the same people in order to not add to their body count.

i’m going to reduce, reuse, and recycle “” tonight.

by lolimsoreak June 9, 2024

Reducing blood flow

The activity of relieving a man’s erect (not flaccid) penis, aka blood flow, through one’s hand or other limbs. (Most commonly self induced for men named Michael)

Tyler was forced to reducing blood flow after Shaniqua walked past him with.

Jacob paid crystal to reduce his blood flow in a Baltimore alley.

by Hillary Cliton March 5, 2026

redbubble

the app that puts images on merch and wont stOP APPEARING ON FUCKING GOOGLE IMAGES WHEN YOURE LOOKING FOR A MEME OH MY GOD

"i wanna download this fucking meme but the only image results are mugs off of redbubble with the image badly placed on there"

by objectshowzz October 2, 2024

Redbot

Redbot is a game where you lose and lose them find yourself with God at the end of the day

Redbot

by Yeat01 January 14, 2025

Redbullhead

A redhead that fills their mouth with redbull and spits it out on another person. For extra luck they spit it on the glizzy.

«Oh you have a redbull, can you give me a redbullhead?»
Yes ofc; *SPITS*

by BuhrJen January 26, 2025

Redbull

Hey, if I'm going to die of brain fluid I am not going to deprive myself of those seasonal flavors.

Hym "Redbull: It won't cure your brainz fluid. Hell! It might even exacerbate it! But those seasonal flavors? Well, they are either delicious or gross... Now stop buying them. Because they are always sold out when I... Go to buy them. I want them for ME. Not YOU. So YOU go fuck off so I can buy them. Go away."

by Hym Iam March 21, 2025