rectangled

Rectangle; to be, get, have been, to become, getting, got, am "rectangled"

The act of getting absolutely retarded out of your brain on drugs, alcohol, huffing glue, whatever the need be.

Also, see mangled

"hey man, what did you do last night?"
"man, i got fuckin' rectangled"

by conpiece! November 14, 2007

Rectangle Ass

The result of sitting on an uncomfortable chair (wood, office, bleacher) for an extended period of time. Usually prefaced by the term "case of" as if it were a condition or a disease.

I had so much work at the office today that I didn't get a lunch and when I got up to leave, I had a horrible case of rectangle ass.

by captainbone February 15, 2017

golden rectangle

The Golden Rectangle is when a chick gives you a golden shower in a Geometry classroom.

Sara is such a whore. She gave me a golden rectangle in geometry class after school.

by arcoladave November 13, 2013

rectalabdominales

When you have a stomach in your poop shot

"Doctor! I seem to have a rectalabdominales infection in my rectalabdominales!"

by francis March 9, 2003

Rectal Intellect

Another word for a Smart Ass or Wise Ass. Saying or doing something that is considered irreverent and low brow towards the recipient.

You are such a rectal intellect.
or
He has a well developed rectal intellect.

by JollyFatMan April 26, 2005

rectal reaver

excruciating pain dealt to the anus due to a large object being shoved into the hole.

The woman was pleasured by the man during intercourse, until he gave her a rectal reaver.

by Alex Zdravkovic November 4, 2006

rectal head capture

a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his asshole and it is now held captive in the rectum

rectal cranial inversion

with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the USPS he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

by mtebob August 16, 2010