meanwhile, back at the ranch

A humerous phrase indicating a simultanious happening.

Derived from old Western TV shows or movies. Something exciting would be happening out on the range somewhere (or in town, etc), but at the same time something else would be happening at the home base, i.e. the ranch.

The bank is being robbed by Smoky Joe and the Goatnose Gang! Will Whitehat Willy be able to foil the desperadoes in time?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, little Betsy has discovered a gold nugget in the family's stream.

by Athene Airheart May 3, 2004

Highlands Ranch High school

The worst high school in the suburban wonderland of Colorado. Extremely conformist, even though everyone seems to claim their cliques individuality.

You shouldn't go to Highlands Ranch High school if you don't smoke marijuana, or you don't play sports.

by !Olivia! October 4, 2008

Weston Ranchers

dummy ass retarded people who go hella dumb in stocktown California

Weston Ranchers say,"Go Cougars..Rarrrr!"
There are too many black Weston Ranchers...go back to east oak!!
Weston Ranchers buy their food at Food 4 Less.

by Bob DeAngelo August 26, 2006

wrinkle ranch

A bar or lounge in which older women go to pick up younger men.

Last night I was feeling like an older woman so my buddy and I headed over to the wrinkle ranch to find some action.

by Beaker411 February 11, 2006

Neverland Ranch

The act of inhaling a females fart, proceeded by taking a shot of urine while holding your breathe.

Hey girl! Wanna go to the Neverland Ranch?

by Van.Lives.Matter September 7, 2018

racyst

Someone who hates those not of his/her own race, and has a cancerous growth somewhere on their body.

Billy Bob the racist redneck just found out he had a cyst on his ass. Now he's a racyst.

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

Ranching

The act involves your erected meat stick tickling the prostate gland of a pony. This can be any pony, but the pony must be alive, and it must be conscious you sick bastard. When you have almost reached point of testicular eruption, withdraw your manhood, position yourself to the side of the pony and swing your dick so your pearly mess arcs towards the neck of the pony. The object here is to try and lasso the pony with your baby gravy. Having your sperm beam loop around the pony's neck equals success.

After a long hard day at work, nothing relaxes me more than a drive through the countryside and going ranching.

by The J011y R4ch3r November 4, 2013