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womb raider

An individual that frequents third world countries in order to procure babies that do not belong to her.
"Angina Jolly was famous for her collection of third world babies. She is quite the womb raider."
by Plarzmo August 16, 2011
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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are the only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater January 12, 2007
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Double Dutch Rudder

Like a Dutch Rudder except this act is completely with Another Man. You both grab each others forearm and shake it thus helping the other person masturbate. Does not work will if the 2 individuals are not both right handed or both left handed.
Me and Scott were so bored we gave each other a double dutch rudder and we came everywhere.
by Brian Euvino March 30, 2009
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Dutch ruddered

The act of being carbon coppied on company wide congradulatory emails causing digital waste. This term is also prevelant when the person being praised is not the one who did the work.
Dude, did are you getting these emails? Looks like Steve is getting Dutch Ruddered over the hard work I did.
by sMs021 July 31, 2009
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Dutch Rudder Keen

Is a term that when used gestures a definite 'keen-ness' to do whatever is suggested. Widley recognised as the phrase used to suggest an ultimate and concluding agreeance to do whatever is suggested.
Keen for a hasticle?' 'Dutch Rudder Keen mate
by Chip Hazard November 8, 2010
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Oakland Raiders

The Oakland Raiders only true football team in the NFL. Despite having to contend with pansy ass teams such as the San Diego Chargers or Kansas City Chiefs, they continue their COMMITMENT TO EXCELLENCE. With excellent draft picks (Huff, Walters), the Raiders continue to look towards the future and show the league how a team should be managed, coached, and run.

Their offense continues to dominate the league. With Randy Moss at wideout, every Sunday oppenent defenses cower as #18 takes them to the house. Lamont Jordan, their franchise running back, continues his superb career as the next storied starting running back of the Raiders. Meanwhile, both Aaron Brooks and Andrew Walters have been blessed by god to be be allowed to take snaps under center while dawning the Raiders helmet this year. No doubt their lives are 100000x more worthwhile now that they have done that.

Without even talking about the defense, the superbowl championships, the epic wins, the storied past of the club, and the amazing job Al Davis has done with the Raiders, it is easy to see that Oakland is, and was, always the best team ever in the world. Indeed, even you, reading this right now, have become more enlightened on the world than any religion could ever do for you ever. Raiders 07, Hutty Hutty
Oakland Raiders Tryout

God: I'm here to try out for QB, coach.
Moses: Same here!

Al Davis: Sorry guys, to be a real Oakland Raider you have to succeed at life. Walters, you're in

Andrew Walters: (Explodes from Euphoria)

Al Davis: Sigh...not another. Alright, I guess Moses can have the job.
by SmuglyHater December 9, 2008
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Rune raiders

A clan that sucks big ones and will never will as good as others
Hey did you see rune raiders's fight, they suck.
by Rune Raiders October 17, 2008
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