A movie rating system based on the number of times the sexy main character takes off his shirt. Especially a movie with Hugh Jackman in it.
by scottishredhead December 14, 2008
Get the jackman rating mug.The Nail Rating refers to the number of women you've had sexual contact with, and of that how many you have penetrated with your penis.
Formula: No. of full penetration/ (No. of full penetration + No. of sexual contact) * 100
The subsequent score must be placed into the following status: has a (score)% nail rate
N.B. Sexual Contact includes anything greater than a kiss but less than full penetration.
Formula: No. of full penetration/ (No. of full penetration + No. of sexual contact) * 100
The subsequent score must be placed into the following status: has a (score)% nail rate
N.B. Sexual Contact includes anything greater than a kiss but less than full penetration.
“How many girls have you slept with, in comparison to the amount you have had ‘sexual contact’ with?”
The other individual commented, “4 out 4, so 100%.”
“Woah, fuck me that is a good nail rating Null.”
The other individual commented, “4 out 4, so 100%.”
“Woah, fuck me that is a good nail rating Null.”
by Tinterwob December 12, 2010
Get the Nail Rating mug.The process of ruminating on what one should have done or said in an interaction that just transpired or transpired earlier. During PIIR the individual typically undergoes feelings of self-abuse, anger, and/or embarrassment.
"Dude, I could have earned way more brownie points with Paige had I just tried to be more flirty. Now she probably thinks I'm a wank or thinks I’m not interested in her. Wait. Shit, SHIT! I gotta snap out of this PIIR."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."
or:
"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."
"You're not a wank. And what's PIIR?"
"Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination."
"That's quite a mouthful."
"Indeed."
or:
"I just agreed to go to church every Sunday morning with my neighbor. What the shit was I thinking?! I should have told him I'm busy literally every Sunday morning! #Fuckmylife."
by Richard Flavor October 8, 2014
Get the Post-Interaction Idealistic Rumination mug.The act of taking a dump on a moldy tuna fish sandwich, putting it in a blender, adding the fecal matter of a 12 year old cat, and throwing up in it as you scrape it off onto a bright blue tarp. You than take the gooey substance and have you and a group of your 7 closest freinds do a circle jerk into it (you must have an 8 way climax). Cuff a long drawn out fart onto the disgusting mass, squeege a weeks worth of ball sweat and an M-80 into a rotten sock and smack an unsuspecting woman in the face, letting it explode on impact.
"Can you beleive it?! That guy just gave Stacy a Hot Rubin"
"What?! How is she?!"
"Well she has a massive shit burn on the side of her face!"
"What?! How is she?!"
"Well she has a massive shit burn on the side of her face!"
by Barry Hallsweat August 8, 2009
Get the Hot Rubin mug."That pizza gave me such heartburn I nearly upchucked! Thank God for rumination or I could have decorated your dad's Oldsmobile!"
by Crazed Doc August 17, 2006
Get the rumination mug.An accurate, yet surprisingly concise, method of pinpointing the precise attractiveness of a female.
First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:
20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a
Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.
Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.
Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.
First, identify the specimen on a simple 1-20 scale (1 being a monkey after a house fire, 20 being Teri Hatcher in "The New Adventures of Superman".) Having done this, match her to the following piece-derived notation:
20: Piece de la resistance
19: War and Piece
18: Masterpiece
14-17: Piece (original)
12-13: Codpiece
1-11: n/a
Consider these vertical ratings. Alongside these, one might add a horizontal rating to note a certain flavour of bird or piece-related individual.
Greenpiece: Ecologically-minded or hygenically-challenged fluff.
Ringpiece: She's married.
Piece of cake: slag.
Hair piece: nice hair. Pity the face.
Mantel piece: Show the parents. Don't let her speak.
Three piece suite: Three of them. At the same time. All at once.
Piecekeeper: Male owner.
Piecemeal: Expensive rooting attempt.
Piece negotiations: "I always masturbate thinking of you." and such necessary rubbish.
Wilhelm II : Christ alive! 'Twas a masterpiece I just spied!
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.
An example of a piece rating in discussion.
Edmund III: Aye. Alas t'has a piecekeeper. Negotiations will be tough.
An example of a piece rating in discussion.
by Pierre van Stanhorse December 28, 2006
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