London Rooftop

A method used to hide a boner, when the male tucks his boner up between his pants and the bottom of his stomach possibly exposing the tip of the penis (the london rooftop).

Man i had a boner in class today to hide it i used the london rooftop method.

by 3ben3 August 22, 2007

Rooftop boner

When you get so extremely excited that your boner actually extends, breaks through the ceiling and hits the roof of the current facility you are in. If this is currently infeasible, it may be simpler to scream it to the heavens.

My parents were out of the house, I got the candles lit, and she said she would be over in ten. Can't even contain my rooftop boner right now...

ROOFTOP BONER!!!

by Mo Powatooya August 22, 2011

Roofie Test

A test that you t hought you did well on, but it secretly fucked you without your knowledge

Man, I thought I aced that test, but turns out it was a roofie test all along.

by Puay November 9, 2017

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts

If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

by Right To Repair September 20, 2023

roofy colada

Alcoholic beverage containing a roofy.

"I'll have a Martini, and uhh a roofy colada for the lady."

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

roofel

A nerd and a horde spy, who has a lousy computer and connection.

You're stopping us to be more successful, we will call you Roofel from now on.

by Palyancho April 30, 2008

Roofio

A date-rapist who drugs his victims.

I think a Roofio slipped something in my drink last night, I woke up feeling like I just got gangbangaranged.

by MiserMouse August 17, 2010