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Perchume

Fancier than perfume. To be used when you're feeling darn fancy & above others. A sassy sense of attitude.
Do you even perchume??
What kind of perchume are you wearing?

Is that perchume I smell?
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Perch bait

Noun. A term used to describe the smell of a nasty vagina. A combination of fish smell and worm dirt smell. It can also be used in reference to a woman in particular.
Me: yo did you tap that ass last night?
Friend: hell no. She dropped her pants and smelled like straight perch bait
by Knifeparty626 March 19, 2017
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Pirchillas

DAMN that girl over there has some nice pirchillas
by weeniehutjr45 May 23, 2018
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Porchfest

A “porchfest” — inspired by the Ithaca NY porchfest — is a free-of-charge neighborhood walkabout where local musicians play and sing music on the beautiful porches of a walkable neighborhood.
The porchfest on Sunday will have a wide variety of music for all to enjoy.
by Jpatootie April 25, 2019
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Porch Junkie Freakshow

An individual who has allowed their addiction to negatively change them and have complete control of the way they live their everyday life. Becoming a person we no longer recognize.
Where then comes the phrase

"He or She is Not the same person I once knew"
They verbally and/or physically start behaving out of the norm so to speak. Drawing high attention to themselves, family and home.

When confronted of the whole shebang, they deny it to the fullest even though they 100 % know the truth but refuse to be wrong not because of the not wanting to admit their addiction or problem... but because they want the argument. Those typically whose names begin with the letters A, H, K, P, and R are more likely to be a Porch Junkie Freakshow.

These individuals tend to linger around and are hard to get rid of once you have had ENOUGH...once you think they have finally gotten the point and are gone...they return. A whole freakshow all over again like a movie series. Porch Junkie Freakshow.
That guy has turned into a whole Porch Junkie Freakshow since his addiction worsened.
by C.L.Krown August 12, 2019
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Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child
I took my porch kids to the concert.
by poppy3415 July 2, 2019
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Porch Rican

(noun) A Puerto Rican with a basic palate.
You don’t eat clams?! You’re such a Porch Rican.
by Pseudoname8 September 25, 2019
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