Project Buddy

noun. A person who your girlfriend seemingly needs to work on a project with. What really happens is, they go over to their house and fuck. Although some projects may be legit, the majority are made up. Closely related to a fuck buddy, but for a "supposed" educational purpose. This is your lover's excuse to cheat on you.

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh, I cant hang out with you at all on Saturday because i have to go to this guy's house to work on a project."
Josh: "For what class? Can I help?"
Girlfriend: "For(hesitates)...English. You wont understand it, and he(project buddy) is really smart. But dont worry Josh, he's just a really good friend!"
Josh: "Have fun with your project buddy"

This is bullshit. She's going over there to fuck. Dont be fooled.

by MacBeast December 27, 2008

stile project

An extensive porn advert repository.

"stileproject.com used to be ok"

by Luke Dawson May 6, 2004

black project

A type of top secret development of something, such as weapons. There is possible disregard for morals and opinions, particularly opinions.
Black projects are usually government-related, sometimes paid for by the Pentagon's "black budget".

"For example : the Aurora plane is a black project."
-me

"Certain things like laser cannons and time machines really do exist! It's called 'black projects'."
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Blair Witch Project

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If

"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

Projectory

In a business environment, the path a project will take on its way to completion.

If the projectory doesn't change, the new product will not launch by August..

by LoTekJunky May 24, 2009

projectory

A forward looking statement about a businesses growth. The projecton of the trajectory.

"The third quarter has an optimistic projectory."

"Great, let's circle back to the synergy. It's all about communication"

by businesspete December 20, 2018

Projectory

Projected trajectory.

If Natick High School and Mansfield High School remain on the current projectory they will meet in the playoffs. Tailgate at Leiderman's.

by DotMeat October 29, 2019