The Pain Train

The essence of man, the very definition of a power held only by few men. Pain Trains come in mostly one size, big enough to demand respect, not in fear but in absolute awe and recognition of the character that all men strive to become. Pain Trains, are typically funny in most situations, they can be surprisingly quick their feet as well, this also takes bystanders by surprise. Pain Trains also can be seen as mediators in the stressful situations of others. The strange magical tone on the Pains voice can calm even the most flared state of affairs. The romantic portion of a Pain Trains life is still somewhat of a mystery, one night stands are common, but a very new bit of information has been brought to our attention. The sex life of Pain Trains evidently always are always in college parking lots. The Pain Train is still a mystery, but take note, that if you are in the presence of a Pain Train, befriend him, and never throw him under the bus. The Pain Train is also a good chum to have at your side in a fight, because Pain Trains usually have a massively muscular chest and pack a powerful punch. Lastly, Pain Trains are rare, myself I have only met one, but there are more out there, find your Pain Train or be a Pain Train, but remember you must live up to the lifestyle.

College Kid #1- Man last night i was walking through the parking lot, and i swear i saw The Pain Train running train on a girl!!!
College Kid #2- Wow, no way! Jeese man, that girl probably wont walk for a week!
College Kid #1- Ya, your probably right, I also heard that Pain Trains rawdog that shit!
College Kid #2- Dam dude! Gotta love those Pain Trains though.
College Kid #1- Furrsure man, Ill see ya later i gotta go eat some fish.

by jewh8er45 October 20, 2010

Growing Pains

An old tv show with
Kirk Cameron
Tracy Gold
Jeremy miller
And Guest apperances by leonardo Decaprio

Did you see growing pains last night! It was awsome!

by Bertha-Wendy February 19, 2007

Pain Pills

Bitch mints, pills for pusses.

{Gym}

Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?

Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}

Jew: D:

by Kum-Twat October 1, 2013

painmobile

Another word for "ambulance".
A vehicle equipped for taking sick or injured people to and from the hospital .

yo i just heard the painmobile cruise through, someone must be hurt like a mofo!

by Geniewitabeanie February 7, 2023

fuck the pain away

when you fuck so hard your vagina goes numb

Last night me and Kevin were fucking and i screamed FUCK THE PAIN AWAY and my pussy when numb.

by Bertha was here May 21, 2018

twin ambassadors of pain

seth cohen's self-made name for his own fists

seth: *referring to his fists* "i call these the twin ambassadors of pain"

by stephhhhh August 16, 2006

Pain Schmain

The jewish way of saying "hurting"

Mostletoff!! Fuck that Pain schmain

by Jonny December 28, 2004