bride poker

The present that the groom gives a bride the night before the wedding, consists of farting on rachels pillow, giving her pink eye while she's tantastic spraying green spiderwebs

'dude I'm getting married tomorrow and Shay hasn't brought me my bride poker'

'don't worry Rachel, it will come'

by mcmorgz February 21, 2014

Snowy Plover

When you're having sex in the snow, and your pubes get very icy.

"Shit man i hate winter, snowy plover hurts!"

by Samuel Sanudo June 8, 2015

pissing poser

One who pisses on the side of a building, And flexes his muscles in the window!

The pissing poser was in the park again today!

by Big Mers September 3, 2016

Gender poser

An individual who seeks attention by claiming a genderfluid identity.
(See: bandwagoning)

Andrew claims ze is a trans man, but i suspect ze is just a gender poser.

by Ppg1550 December 31, 2018

Gym poser

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.

Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.

by cpetkunas March 2, 2019

covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”

by Funny Moms December 12, 2020

post count poker

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.

EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!

by lotto winner July 6, 2006