Patrick’s signature move

Defined when you hook up with a girl with a slamming rack, slap her Titties around for roughly 30 minutes nut on them then drive home and go to sleep on your floor mattress with Hulu on full blast

Today was a rough day...... I think I’m going to go for a patrick’s signature move for the night, ya know keep it simple

by Lichowid November 27, 2019

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by bigdickpatty October 19, 2019

Patrick Devitt

The greatest Segment Slayer to have ever lived is Patrick Devitt, crown-bearer of the legendary "Josh Duncan's 'Got Any Change for this Kwarter' segment, among thousands of others in at least 3 US states. When Patrick is not slaying segments, he is busy instigating mental anguish and feelings of inferiority in his Strava rivals. Additionally, one time in college he started dictating a story in his sleep, which was later adapted by his roommate Orson Welles into the screenplay for "Citizen Kane," widely considered the greatest film of all time. No one knows how old Patrick is. Despite the fact that he has never appeared on the show, in 2019 Ken Jennings conceded that Patrick was the best Jeopardy contestant in the show's then-36-year history. Kanye West has also privately claimed that it was in fact Patrick, and not Beyonce, who had the best video of all time. While these and his many other achievements are beyond debate, in 2020 and 2021 Devitt was widely criticized for his condescension toward users posting their walking miles on Strava, as well as for a general lack of wokeness, which spurred the #walkforpatrick and #cancelpatrick movements in northern Illinois.

Today was a rest day, but I took the kids to the park and posted it on Strava so Patrick Devitt would see it and disapprove. #walkforpatrick

by #cancelpatrick October 18, 2021

Patrick Beverly

Best point guard in NBA History, cemented his GOAT status with a play-in tournament win over the Los Angeles Clippers

Is that Patrick Beverly? Did you know he is the greatest player to ever touch a basketball?

by TTT3Gamecocks May 18, 2022

Patrick

the man all the ladies love! super nice, considerate, a gentleman (sometimes) Very cute

oooooooh she is so lucky to be with patrick!

by vcp123 June 1, 2011

Patrickitis

A mental disorder characterized by constant, intense impulses to practice the violin whenever possible. In early stages, subject exhibits abnormal affection for his instrument, and occasionally speaks to it. Subject slowly begins to stray from social activity, until, in the final stages, subject lives almost his entire life within an auditorium, gymnasium, or other such structure where constant practice of the violin is possible. Subject may also exhibit a tendency to lash out at those who do not have the disease,as well as appear tired and overworked, occasionally having dark circles form around his eyes. Almost always, and irrevocably, fatal.

D.J. spends all his free periods practicing in the auditorium! He must have Patrickitis.

by Amaxing (Who else?) December 9, 2007

Thanks Patrick's Day

An Irish holiday, held on March 17th. Not to be confused with "St. Patrick's Day" (another holiday with the same date). Thanks Patrick's Day is compared to St. Patrick's day in every possible way, except that you smoke instead of drink and that it was thought out by a strapping young lad, too "confused" to be able to clearly speak the latter's name. This holiday is quickly become more and more well known as time passes, moving from just three high school student to a whopping.....three high school students.

Nostalgic Female Teenager: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was with Jake..."

*Then*

Nostalgic Teenage Boy: "Wow, to think, this time last year, I was celebrating Thanks Patrick's Day..."

*LOL*

by Nimble Nancy March 12, 2009