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Popsicle

When you have a quad amputee girl that rides you cowgirl style.
I picked her up out of her wheelchair and she hopped on my dick like a “Popsicle” on a stick!
by LVGhost September 2, 2023
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Putin's popsicle

The name of a death caused by a Russian icecube
Katie- I want Putin's popsicle.
Cory- I don't think you do.
Katie - oh I do.
Cory- do you even know what that is?
Katie - ya do you?

Cory- ya, it's what you call someone when they die from a Russian icecube.
by E Bird July 28, 2022
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Sardine Popsicle

Is a really crazy and fun person who is cute as a button. Unicorns are jealous of her
Hey did you see Sardine Popsicle today

No I just saw awesome ness
by Sardine popsicle February 7, 2018
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Popsicle

When you smack your balls,pussy, or taint off the nose or tail of your skateboard causing you to look like a spongebob popsicle stick.
this commonly occurs when short people do hardflips or nollie heels.
AHH i just hit my taint it hurts so much i just popsicled
by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022
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Maryland Chicken Popsicle

The act in which a man inserts a wooden popsicle stick deep into his urethra, pretending it is a popsicle. Then they must have sexual intercourse in the anus of another individual (coating their penis in feces), after this they must pull out and quickly stick their “Chicken Popsicle” into a deep fryer to complete the process.
Kaymin are you down to make some Maryland Chicken Popsicles after the game?
by Leapstone October 10, 2025
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White popsicle

A white girl who is always extremely cold and always touches you with her white girl freezing hands
Stop touching me your white popsicle.
by --B October 8, 2017
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Let's blow this popsicle stand

It's origin is said to come from a man trying to mind control people by putting radioactive material in his popsicles and the story continues, but the source "Evil minds of the 1900's" is actually not verified, you can google it if you want, so this story is very likely to be false. For full story read the definition by "Not Zane".

Let's blow this popsicle stand means to leave a place.
by nzeu June 9, 2023
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